Expectations:
Reality:
do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit
anus:
sometimes when i take selfies on my phone im like “omg i actually look kinda nice” and then it does it’s thing where it flips over and then i’m just like




